There is a lamentable shortage of Cosmo-style quizzes available that plunge the depths of doctrine. April DeConick’s quiz Are you a gnostic? is a little doctrine check on our levels of gnosticism. Go ahead, you can score your own level of gnosticism. Of course, you always claim you’re merely gnosistic. My score? 2½, and simply glad I didn’t score a flat zero. There’s a glimmer of esoteric knowledge there!